I am a sucker for new products. I’m a marketer’s dream. You put a cool package or a trendy idea in front of me, and I eat it up. I was probably the only 8 year old in America who begged and begged for the Super Slicer for Christmas. I’ve actually bragged about paying the insane markup on SmartWater, completely convinced of it’s priceless powers to prevent hangovers. I buy every product Apple releases, regardless of how redundant it is–what do you mean you don’t need an iPhone and an iPod? Or a MacBook and an iPad?
So there. That was your warning.
Now I’m going to tell you about my new favorite product. And no, this isn’t sponsored. I don’t even have readers yet, how could I have sponsors?